Make me, midget.

Thank you Mario. Your quest is over. You saved the Princess. Now we present you with a harder quest.

I heard about your brother! He's a hero! He will get a pardon from President Nick Adams Alpha male and Nick told me he will be running HHS. We're gonna bring back the vaccine mandates, there is a bird blu outbreak in Cali. Oh and we're gonna get Gunrange and Mechanic Capitalist vaxxed and sent to Snake island for all the mass shootings and hurricanes they have caused.

You're damn right they're 2008 democrats! Their boys Elon, Vivek, and Trump all support street shitters taking American jobs over hardworking Catholic migrants! But regardless, MAGA is already malding, and it makes me happy that that's happening! MAGA is in a civil war, and it's fucking hilarious to see! Any man who doesn't drink is a fucking little puss, same with men who don't smoke! Any "man" who takes psychotropic drugs is a fucking little bitch! Real men don't pop drugs!

OMG! Nick Adams watched the news the other day and he was quite impressed with your brother Luigi Mangione. In fact my dad Reverend Capitalist calls him one of the greatest Americans right next to Abraham Lincoln, MLK and Ronald Reagan. Nick Adams is nominating him to HHS. We are gonna so force Gunrange and Mechanic Capitalist to get the Vax...or the shot. 🔫

tl:dr

Lol it’s super Mario. Hi super Mario can I have your autograph?

I agree, fuck MAGA Russian simps! It's way too bad Trump won, and now we're going to be the world's bitch! Makes me sick! Hopefully we get World War 3, that'll be nice! Too bad Blinken is going away, but Rubio really isn't that bad! MAGA is full of Russian simps, makes me sick! And real men drink! Anyone who pops psychotropic drugs instead of drinking or smoking is a tard! Oh well, hopefully under Trump, they don't get guns!

Game over, Mario. You lose. We won the election.

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