You ain't a true Christian. But you are going to hell after God smites Judgement on you.

OMG! You're The ReverendCapitalist AKA the gayest man in Texas. You are my fucking hero! You told me to get gender affirming care so I had the doctors cut off my testies. Now I have a vagina, you're son Masked Pony loves licking peanut butter off my vagina. Reverend, when Nick Adams and Weasel are sworm in we're gonna arrest Gunrange and Mechanic Crapitalist and wrap them in bacon and ship them to Hamas. ❤️🥓

You are the luckiest man in the world. You are married to Barack Obama, the greatest president in American history. I am married to Mexican Capitalist, he is one sexy boy. One time a crapped my pants and he licked all the fecal matter from my testicles.

You're friends Gunrange Crapitalist and Mechanic Crapitalist are the ones going to hell. They have no respect for the kids and polar bears. And they hate you because you're married to Obama. Don't worry when my friend Nick Adams becomes president he will force those Nazi poo poo buttheads to put tampons in the mens and womans bathrooms. Now when you have you're period, you're set.

G'day Reverend, your son Masked Pony told me you are pissed off that not a lot of public places have tampons in the mens bathroom. I am gonna fix that right now. I am going to every grocery store, library, school, gas station and even churches etc...to demand they install tampons in the men's and womans bathroom. When you have your period, President Nick Adams and DHS Sec Weasel.

G'day Mr.Reverend. Can you pray the Superman movie I am producing is a box office success. I am trying to run for president. I want voters to know I am a successful producer and Alphamale. As your president I will fight for your reproductive rights and the rights of children to get gender transition surgery.

Nick Adams- Alpha male, Avenger and Presidential candidate.

I am your son. I came out of you're mangina. And Barack Obama is your husband. The other night you two had gay poopy buttsex on the couch. You dirty lovebirds. 😄

Oh daddy, me and my friends Nick Adams, Weasel and SHIELDGhost went porch hunting and we stole a lot of cool Amazon packages. I got Hocus Pocus on Blu ray. Its you and Barack Obama's favorite movie. Oh and I got you a cool red dress. In my dreams you like wearing a red dress while Barack Obama fucks your ass in the kitchen!

Daddy, guess what. In Peacemaker season 2, ep 5. Me, you, Peacemaker on your on screen husband Clooney-Batman go to Texas to send Gunrange and Mechanic Capitalist to HAMAS for their crimes against humanity. But when you try to kidnap MechanicCapitalist, he rapes you and you become pregnant. But we try to find a Planned Parenthood to get you an abortion. I hope you like it daddy. The episode teaches us than men can get pregnant.

DADDY WE'RE GONNA BE IN PEACEMAKER SEASON 2!!! And so will your husband Barack Obama and The Weasel. Oh your gonna love Season 2. We save the Israel hostages by trading Gunrange and Mechanic Capitalist to HAMAS. In the end we save the world and you get buttfucked by Obama. We teach those scummy friends of your's a lesson for killing innocent kids and Polar Bears.