AHHH GO EAT A MUSHROOM, SUPER MARIO!

Go jump on a goomba!

You know something, instead of watching True Crapitalist Radio, you should spend time with Peach. You gotta save her from Bowser.

Thank you Mario, but your princess is in another castle.

Don't yell at me, I didn't kidnap Princess Peach! That was Bowser who did that. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's Super Mario.

They should get out! They're ungrateful pieces of crap! I would sign up before getting drafted because I'm a fucking patriot! MAGA tards are unpatriotic pieces of shit, and it's no wonder they support a draft dodger like Trump! Agreed, all those assholes that retweeted Ghost's tweet need to get the fuck out and be replaced by immigrants!

We're the Mario Bros and plumbing's our game!
We're not like the others who get all the fame!
If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double!
We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers! UH

Hell yes they would! They're a bunch of cowardly pieces of shit! At least we'd be happy to fight for our country! THOSE ASSHOLES WHO DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ARE UNAMERICAN PIECES OF CRAP!

We're done with Ezra. And The Flash sucks ass! I want that Black Superman movie by JJ Abrams and Ta'Nishi Coates to come out. I WANT IT TO PISS OFF ALL YOU WHITE NATIONALISTS KKK BOOGER EATERS. And how can I be drafted boi! I'm not from this universe. You'll be the one worrying about getting a grenade up your ass while me and Nick AdamsAlt play GTA and drink Bud Light to your demise.