You're the inspiration for birth control!

Stop calling me your dad! I am 36 and you're 27! And you are a disgusting sodomite for wearing a tutu, you sickening sinner! It is not alright for a guy to wear a dress, and I do not watch manchild abomination movies! I do not drink Bud Light, that is tranny nectar, you sickening homosexual! REPENT TO GOD AND STOP YOUR DEBAUCHERY!

You know I did! She refused to date me because she said I'm ugly. Well fuck her. I'm adorable. All the kids want to play with me.

I'm getting tired of you tards telling me "Oh, you need to leave the gun range, stop going to the gun range" WHEN I WORK AT A GUN RANGE YOU STUPID TARD AUTIST PIECE OF SHIT! I am never wearing a dress either, because I'm not some sissy baguette anime watching obsessed with fiction tard such as yourself! I don't go to fruity Planet Fitness either, boi! And I ain't responsible for any mass shootings! In fact, our gun range doesn't allow people that wear anime merch to go shooting or rent a gun!

Why are you assholes obsessed with ReverendCapitalist? Leave the guy alone, and he ain't your daddy! AND THERE'S ONE UNIVERSE, SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING LOSER! You're a disgusting piece of shit and Yogi Bear ain't real either you obsessed with entertainment tard! He would never drink that Kentucky Fried Chicken piss, and that would never fucking happen! Keep dreaming, boi, you're dreaming of shit that'll never fucking happen you diaper fetish weirdo!

I am not your dad, you are 27, I'm 36, and there is one universe created by God! I am not a racist, and your dream is fake because I absolutely hate Obama and I would never do a sinful act such as that! You make me want to lose my dinner with your disgusting story you sinful fruit! I'm not interested in either, both are godless heathen debauchery! YOU NEED TO REPENT TO GOD!

Fuck you, you maskedpony diaper wearing fruit, I'm not leaving the gun range because I work there, you stupid tard autist! Not to mention it's my job! Green Lantern isn't real, but if he tried to do that shit, I'd shoot him you manchild refuse to grow up fucking loser tard! I don't murder kids, asshole, so fuck off! That didn't even happen in Texas, so how is it my fault, you tard autist? Go fuck yourself, you tard, I HATE YOU AUTISTS!

And I don't

Oh lord, it Mr. I like to tell nice Stowies!