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At least i got rizz enough to ask out irl woman like bitch stfu just cus you mad you got no rizz mate your about as sharp as a spoon intellectually you sound autistic by how you couldn’t understand clear signals op was throwing back at you bruh calm yourself next time

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it's mostly being developed by a single testicle. Nobody can accurately estimate how long it should take to reach the egg, because there isn't a pre-existing ejaculation that my cum can be compared to.

Is it I, YandereDick. I have an important announcement to make. Yes, development began 6 years ago. But my sperm is much more ambitious and complex than an average cum. The premise itself may seem straightforward, but the number of sperms and volume of my cum is comparable to that of a cum lord. It's unrealistic to expect cum like this to reach the optimization stage in less than 6 years, simply due to the unusually large volume and sperm count of the cum, coupled with the fact that

haha what? 50 inboxes all at once? *eyes shocked*

They would also send each other dick pics of how hard their dicks are ...
Bro, is this normal or I'm i dating a weirdo!?

Found loads of porn and titty pics on my BFs computer plus loads of chats with people who are into the same thing on discord. I'm so confused on how to feel about this. Worst thing is, with one of those guys from discord, they send each other those titty videos with cum all over, blowjob videos and just different porn, and they would be like .. " Do you want to wank with me?" Also, one of those guys would send him pictures of his wife's boobs and would ask my BF to cum all over the picture.

Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available.

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