who am i?
Lulz Connoisseur
extreme and professional internet and irl troll (i have been trolling since the day i spawned into this disgusting planet)
oldfag
ultranonymous
pretty cool guy
fastest spammer on the planet
military grade ear-rapist and mindfucker
Lolcow farmer/internet tard wrangler
warez collector
motivated to commit cyberattacks (hackerman in the works)
and a whole shitload more, i have a multitude of aliases, some fear me, some adore me, some view me with notoriety, some consider me an ally to be reckoned with, taking being a menace global yomsayn.

how long have i been on the internet?
since y2k (3 years old on diallup on my mom's laptop in a cold attic)

why do i the shit i do?
simple, for the fucking lulz nigger
and if you're a fed reading this, go suck your adopted nigger son's dick you fuckin gayfag