Hello I am a sketchy homosexual nancy boy who doesn't do any schoolwork and draws gay porn all day, because I am a poopy faggot. I have literally no interest in education, instead drawing my attention to illustrating and also committing homosexual acts. One scenario that I particularly enjoy is when I am at my table, and another man comes up behind me and tackles me and fucks me in the ass and forces me to suck his penis and lick out his asshole and take stinky farts in my face and flood out classrooms upon classrooms with cum. Doing this is very important to me, as I EXIST ONLY TO FUCK MEN AND SUCK PENIS. My prime method of watching gay porn is on my 2003 portable DVD player, which I just upgraded to from my 1995 laptop, because I am an inept fucker and to me this is cutting edge tech. I am also a fan of those homosexual men known as the Barney Bunch, and my favorite bands are Assfuck, Death Destroyer and The Sexy Sexy Dildis, and I own all their CDs. This one time I saw Assfuck live at Dick's Sporting Goods and backstage I got to meet Assfuck themselves, and I asked Nolan to shit out of his McDonalds ass onto my copy of their album as a form of autograph, but he forgot what to do with my CD and threw it in the dumpster. My biggest prized possession is a massive centerfold spread of Dave Hessen (Death Destroyer) from a homosexual music magazine. I must leave now to draw penises and assholes in great photorealistic detail. Fuck you.